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Name: Casey

Age: 21

Occupation: Bad Bitch
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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 202,078 notes
Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are paedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

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rabies75:

when a fave is problematic

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(Source: fleshdome)

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 6,561 notes
Me: I should really go to sleep.
Me: *stays on Tumblr for 5 more hours*

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 743 notes

luficerr:

luficerr:

i started a new sleeping medication and one of the side effects is really freakin weird dreams and last night i had a dream that by day i volunteered at a library and by night i was a crime fighting lesbian who defeated misogynists and robbers and stuff with super literary knowledge

i was appropriately titled “the lesbrarian”

no i dont want to be remembered for this

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 19,086 notes
hellanerd:

How to eat salad
Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 774,725 notes

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 471,730 notes

I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.

(Source: vincentprices)

Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 8,073 notes

morgrana:

dead-pendragon:

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

you forget to cherish it

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Tuesday, September 30, 2014 with 107,106 notes
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